My dad called me and said, "Let's invite everyone to Sapporo for a drink." I was happy to go to a drinking party, but when he gets drunk, he has a bad habit of running like Kinchan wherever he is and dancing to the Maim Maim, so I had a bad feeling about it. ...When I got there, the drinking party was a complete mess, as expected. Before I knew it, my sister and father had also gathered, and Sapporo was packed with a total of 98 people, with beer and whiskey flying over our heads, some people were doing long jumps while drunk, some people were masturbating with a TENGA that they had brought out from somewhere, and some people were laughing to themselves saying things like "Imakita Sangyo." It was a complete mess. That said, I was just as guilty because I was laughing out loud at the sight. In the end, I remember drinking seven glasses of beer and nine glasses of whiskey, and having a good time at Kitashinchi, but I don't remember anything after that. …The next morning, I woke up, and although I had been drinking in Sapporo, I was sleeping naked alone in a hotel in Tokyo. On top of that, I found several clean 10,000 yen bills in my wallet. It was a night of great acting. No, I don't remember it.
